Yesterday: "It's fall, so it's time for Black Bowley to migrate. Did you know he's a bird person? He's going to migrate closer to our house so he can spend more time with me. "
Today, at the pumpkin patch, we encountered a large puddle. It went like this:
Kid: "Mom, do you know what that is?"
Mom: "It looks like a puddle with some algae growing in it."
(Disagreement on if we are looking at algae filled puddle or if I am wrong for an as yet unspecified reason)
Kid: "It's Black Bowley's pee. He peed here. (To his friend) DON'T STEP IN IT! It's poisonous! His pee is poisonous! Walk all the way around it!"
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