Things we were told today about Black Bowley's mouth:
He has about 100 really sharp teeth. He has no gums. Just. Teeth.
His mouth sticks out about this far (12inches or so) to fit all his really sharp teeth.
He can use his teeth to cut down trees or bite bad guys.
He eats wrappers. His teeth are so sharp he doesn't have to take them off.
Things we learned last week:
Black Bowley is his brother.
Black Bowley just turned five and had a birthday party with balloons full of candy.
He eats sticks, trees, bones, glue, stickers. He doesn't have any more of those watermelon robot spiders left at noisy creek because he killed them all with his eye lasers (and ate them, obviously, because he was hungry).
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