Starfish

(Child stumbles across room, walking into objects with eyes wide open)
"Mom, do you know why I can't see anything?"
"Why?"
"It's my brother Black Bowley. He's a starfish and he's stuck on my face"
(Child mimes pulling stuck on starfish of face, walks to hallway, throws imaginary brother starfish far away)
"I'm going to tell him if he wants to give me a starfish hug, he shouldn't do it on my face"
(Carries on conversation with imaginary starfish brother)